Name: This is not a Hotel
Address: Obere Donaustraße 9 1020 Wien,Obere Donaustraße, Vienna, Vienna, Vienna, 1020, Austria
Rating: 9

Smoke-free property

Heating

All Spaces Non-Smoking (public and private)

Adults Only

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Free Wi-Fi

Internet

German

English

Languages Spoken

No parking

Parking

Pets Not Allowed

Pets

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Rossauer Lände

Friedensbrücke

Schottenring

Leopoldstadt

Franz Joseph Railway Station

St. Peter's Church

Wien Praterstern

St. Stephen's Cathedral

Rathaus

Hofburg Palace

Museum of Natural History

Museum of the History of Art

Vienna State Opera

Museumsquartier

Prater

Belvedere

Schoenbrunn Palace

Tiergarten Schonbrunn

Vienna International Airport

Kurpark

Casino Baden

Hauptplatz

Beethoven Schauraume

Arnulf Rainer Museum

Rosarium

Doblhoffpark

Rollett-Museum

Mayerling Chapel

Hrad Devin

Bratislava Zoo

Bratislava Castle – Hrad

Chatam Sofer Memorial

New Bridge

Michael's Gate

The Grassalkovich palace

The Universitas Istropolitana (Academia)

Fishing gate

Slovak National Theatre

Apollo Bridge

This is not a Hotel

Vienna

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external-private-bathroom

private-bathroom

shared-bathroom

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king-bed

queen-bed

limited-time

lounge

treatment

no-window

bay-view

bosphorus-view

canal-view

city-view

courtyard-view

garden-view

golf-view

harbour-view

inland-view

lake-view

land-view

mountain-view

ocean-front

ocean-view

oceanside

panoramic-view

park-view

partial-ocean-view

partial-sea-view

partial-view

pool-view

river-view

sea-front

sea-view

street-view

sunrise-view

sunset-view

water-view

with-view

annex

basement

main-building

1-bedroom

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not-guaranteed

wired-internet-access

smoking

sauna

duplex

safe

mini-bar

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breakfast-for-2

pets-allowed

wi-fi

kitchen

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Very poor review due to the room not ready past checkin time and we had to wait. The internet was not available and a technician was not coming for 3 weeks. The poor girl  at the front desk did well enough but it was only her second day and the manager was not reachable. We will not stay there next time.

Very disappointing stay

I am always a fan of alternate accommodation rather than generic, bland business hotels. As such 'This is not a hotel' appealed. Its only about a 5 minute walk from public transport and close to the river on a quiet residential street. We had four nights in the Pomp room - plenty of space in the living room with a small kitchen unit with hob and sink and a fridge. Lovely bathroom and small, dark bedroom at the back. As the rooms are straight off the street you can hear people walking past but only in the living room. 
The reasons for the four stars - I didn't sleep well as from 7am you can hear the occupants in the flat above (not a problem if you're an early riser). The other issue was lack of kitchen utensils. The room spec we saw said that a kettle would be in the room but there wasn't one. There were two wine glasses, two tubblers and two mugs. There isn't a café in the immediate vicinity and given its a small apartment it was disappointing not being able to have tea at breakfast. We did ask Susanne and the next day we got a pan. The day after we got teaspoons after asking for them (no cutlery or plates/bowls at all had been provided). I think this cupboard could be better stocked with utensils  however Susanne was very helpful.

Quirky

It is a nice hotel.Food quality is good.staff are cooperative.Rooms are very clean and neat.Morning breakfast they have provided at free of cost.Breakfast is buffet.wi fi facility is available.you can enjoy your stay

Lee celestium hitel

This is actually a converted shop which means the (3?) rooms all open directly onto the pavement which was a slight surprise, but the quirky decor and friendly host, along with large curtains quickly remove any concerns.

The rooms are well equipped and spacious.  Our room had a bit of an urban feel (polished concrete floors, steel sliding bathroom door) which I liked.

Breakfast is plentiful and typically German/Austrian (rolls, eggs, meat, cheese and jams)  When we were there the jams are all home made by Susanne; lovely.

Being just North of the canal it is a pleasant walk to the centre of Vienna, or you can get the U-Bahn which is 2 mins walk away.

All the better for the NOT

We had 3 lovely nights at This is Not a Hotel and would gladly stay there again should we return to Budapest.  Susanne is a fantastic host, and was able to offer great suggestions of restaurants and things to do, as well as accommodate all requests we had during the stay.  Our room was beautifully designed, and was more than enough space for the 2 of us.  It is located in a quiet, residential neighborhood but is near several very good restaurants and is very convenient to public transportation.

Wonderful Experience

 I couldn't recommend this place any higher. Please do yourself a favour and stay here next time you're in Vienna!   

What a wonderful stay. A very convenient location with easy access to everywhere on the city. The room was stunning - beautifully designs and fantastically appointed - including a stocked mini-fridge. The bed was super comfortable. 
Susanne was a fantastic host - I enjoyed our conversations over breakfast and the communication we had between booking and stay was great.


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